He just needed a little bit of Clojure.
WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.
A hug and a little quiche.
Nostril-damus. &nbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.
Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.
Offswitch.
Because people are dying to get in.
They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.
Rover Flows Out Of You.
Because he would only do the minimum?
Nobody in the government does their job.
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
