Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

Little Bit Jokes More Little Bit Jokes

What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*