Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What did the magician say to the aerial student?

I work on a different plane

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

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Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

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Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

Why does Oregon Ducks need such big suitcases?

Because they Pac-12 of everything.

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Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

Little Bit Jokes More Little Bit Jokes

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.