What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas?

Presence

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why is it so cold at Christmas?

It's in Decembrrrrr.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.