What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas?

Presence

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?

Baaaaaahumbug

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.