What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas?

Presence

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How did Darth Vadar know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presence