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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

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Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

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How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

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What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

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Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.