How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

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How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

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How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

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Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!