How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the cookie cry?

It was feeling crumby.

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.