What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

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What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

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What sport do you play with a wombat?

Wom

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!