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What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

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How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine!

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks