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What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

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Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

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What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully?

Don't you Leia finger on her