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Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

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Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

U2 Jokes More U2 Jokes

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

What did the prarie dog coach say to his team?

Just gopher it.

Football Game Jokes More Football Game Jokes

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.