Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

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Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

Why won't Bernie Sanders win the rational election?

Because he's two radical.

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Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

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How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

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What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.