Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

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Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!

What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!

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Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

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What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

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He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

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What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.