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Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

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Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.