Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

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What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

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Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.