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Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

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How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

U2 Jokes More U2 Jokes

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot...

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

Football Game Jokes More Football Game Jokes

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.