Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

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How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?

She was the beast of the show!

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

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What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

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What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.