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Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

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Why was the Bears-Packers tie called off?

Only one side was game

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

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Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time