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What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!

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Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

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When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally