What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!

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Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

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What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!

Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally