What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!

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Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

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When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally