Four guys watching a football game.
He had tentackles.
Bonos.
Because all the fans have left.
A Jersey.
Your Honor.
Your honor.
Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.
A bow T.I.E.
A Game of Thrones.
ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.
Because the shark burped.
A fart taking the elevator.
Stable-tennis!
You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.
Well-Armed
Because it was well armed.
Because the hamburger is in the ground state.
Any girl named Patty!
