Football Game Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

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What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

Stadium Jokes More Stadium Jokes

Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

How does an octopus make you laugh?

With ten-tickles

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Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

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What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

Iq Jokes More Iq Jokes

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

Her IQ goes up!

What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

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What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

Why, what happened, officer?

He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.