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Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

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What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

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What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

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What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

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Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.