Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

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Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

Little Rude Riding Hood!

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.