Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

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Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Who ordered the farts?

Then, fart.

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

The food tastes funny.

What does a 80 year old women taste like?

Depends..

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall