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Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

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What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same?

They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

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What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

R/jokes