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Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

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Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What do you call fish that taste two times as salty?

2Na

What do toads and choads have in common?

They both taste a bit swampy

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.