Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

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Who burped at the big bad wolf?

Little Rude Riding Hood!

What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

Why does moon rock taste better than earth rock?

It's a little meteor.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.