Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

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Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

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What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady?

Depends

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.