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What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

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What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

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How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued

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What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!