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What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

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Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

King Jokes More King Jokes

Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Issue Jokes More Issue Jokes

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

Royal Pardon Jokes More Royal Pardon Jokes

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.