What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

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Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

Little Rude Riding Hood!

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Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

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What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

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What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.