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What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

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What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

Little Rude Riding Hood!

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How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

What do kings call musical chairs?

A Game of Thrones.

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What is the issue with Dr. Dre's releases?

Chronic delays.

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

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What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.