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What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

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What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Juan

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What is the issue with Dr. Dre's releases?

Chronic delays.

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

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What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.