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What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

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Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

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Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

Who is king of all the mice?

Mouse Tse Tung!

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What is the issue with Dr. Dre's releases?

Chronic delays.

What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

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What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!