What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

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What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

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What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

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What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!