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What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

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What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

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What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

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Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

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What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!