Queen Bee Jokes

How do Australian bees please the queen bee?

They bee hive

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How does the queen bee get around the hive?

She's throne.

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

Because they kept droning on and on!

Why did the queen bee scald the worker bee?

Because he was misbeehiving

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

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Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What did the spider say to the bee?

Your honey or your life!

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

Parliament Jokes More Parliament Jokes

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

Royal Pardon Jokes More Royal Pardon Jokes

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Issue Jokes More Issue Jokes

Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

Hive Jokes More Hive Jokes

Why did the bees build the hive?

It's in their beehavior.

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Bee-hive yourself!