Queen Bee Jokes

How do Australian bees please the queen bee?

They bee hive

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How does the queen bee get around the hive?

She's throne.

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

Because they kept droning on and on!

Why did the queen bee scald the worker bee?

Because he was misbeehiving

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

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What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.

Parliament Jokes More Parliament Jokes

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

Hive Jokes More Hive Jokes

Why did the bees build the hive?

It's in their beehavior.

What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home.

What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Issue Jokes More Issue Jokes

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

Who got there first?

The drone.

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones