Queen Bee Jokes

How do Australian bees please the queen bee?

They bee hive

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How does the queen bee get around the hive?

She's throne.

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

Because they kept droning on and on!

Why did the queen bee scald the worker bee?

Because he was misbeehiving

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

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Thar's gold in them thar fills.

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Cargo better if you fill it with gas first!

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What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

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What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.

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Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

What do bees use to do their hair?

Honeycombs!

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What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

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What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

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What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile?

Q: What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile? A: Crocodile Dunsee

Why do Australians always win 4D chess?

Double check, mate

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What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.