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How do Australian bees please the queen bee?

They bee hive

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How does the queen bee get around the hive?

She's throne.

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

Because they kept droning on and on!

Why did the queen bee scald the worker bee?

Because he was misbeehiving

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

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Hive Jokes More Hive Jokes

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Bee-hive yourself!

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

Royal Pardon Jokes More Royal Pardon Jokes

What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants!

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

Parliament Jokes More Parliament Jokes

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

How do Australian bees please the queen bee?

They bee hive

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!