Queen Bee Jokes

How do Australian bees please the queen bee?

They bee hive

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How does the queen bee get around the hive?

She's throne.

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

Because they kept droning on and on!

Why did the queen bee scald the worker bee?

Because he was misbeehiving

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

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Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you call two bees at the seaside?

A B&B

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Royal Pardon Jokes More Royal Pardon Jokes

What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

Hive Jokes More Hive Jokes

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Bee-hive yourself!

What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek

Parliament Jokes More Parliament Jokes

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!