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What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball?

He knew where to put it..

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

School Jokes More School Jokes

What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Isis Training Camp Jokes More Isis Training Camp Jokes

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.