What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

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Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

Because they kept droning on and on!

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

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How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

What does a tuna, a glue stick, and a piano have not have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.