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What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

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Why are you here?

And Elsa answers: "Because they don't let me go."

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

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When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

Why are basketball players so tall?

They're knee grows.

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Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

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What did Mike Tyson say when he saw mold?

That's growth.

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!