What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

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What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

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What is it about tall creepy Louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

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What did Mike Tyson say when he saw mold?

That's growth.

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!