What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

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How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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Where did the poor Italian man grow up?

The spaghetto

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

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Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

What is it about tall creepy Louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

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What did Mike Tyson say when he saw mold?

That's growth.

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!