How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

Why does the devil get such a bad rap?

Because like everyone in marketing, he always lets his own stuff slide...

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.