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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do baby pythons play with?

Rattle-snakes.

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

Hows your incontinence?

Depends.

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

What do you call it......when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs!

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

What does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil?

Because that would be a sin-tax issue.