How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

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Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

What does an old lady's crotch taste like?

Depends.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

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What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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Which dances do the burgers do best?

The burger-loo and the char char!

How do you get a kleenex to dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

Who's there! Becker! Becker who?

Becker the devil you know!

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!