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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

You get a Hyperlink...

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

What does a 90 year old woman taste like?

Depends.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

What did the overweight ballet dancer perform?

The dance of the sugar plump fairy!

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016