How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Hows your incontinence?

Depends.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016