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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

What does a tuna, a glue stick, and a piano have not have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

What does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

Who's there! Becker! Becker who?

Becker the devil you know!