How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

What game should you play to get your mother's attention?

PokeMom

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

What do older women wear?

Depends

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do baby swans dance to?

Cygnet-ure-tunes!

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?

Hi Buster.

How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.