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What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il