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What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

Why will the USA never go bankrupt?

It will just host a telethon.

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.