What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.