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What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

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Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.