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What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch?

It gets a lil' kick.

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What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with?

Derpentine.

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Why did the joke on /r/jokes get removed?

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How does Hillary's email server feel?

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How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)