What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

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What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

What happens when a plant is sad?

The other plants have to photosympathize with it

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog

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What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad

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What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space