What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad