What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

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What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog

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What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad

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How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.