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What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

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Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!

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What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks