What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

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What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy.

What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What was Camelot?

A place where people parked their camels!

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad