Pin Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.

How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?

Hi Buster.

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

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