Pin Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.

How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?

Hi Buster.

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

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Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Who's there! Becker! Becker who?

Becker the devil you know!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do chickens go to church?

To get to the other side

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Spring Time Jokes More Spring Time Jokes

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)