Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
He keeps getting pinned to the boards.
RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!
He was safety-pinned to the chicken.
Nought two sixty.
A pin.
Hi Buster.
When you can pull the pin and throw it back
Spring time.
North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.
Because the wives had to get on board somehow.
Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)
God knows he's not a surgeon.
Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
He does crossfit.
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
A chainsaw can be tuned.
He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...
It never worked out because they never met
Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.