What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

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How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

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Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

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Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..