What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

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How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."