What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

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Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

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How does Stevie Wonder check Facebook?

With his EyePhone

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

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What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.