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What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

4 ducks-because they are in a row.

What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

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Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind?

At least I'm not black.

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How did the blonde burn her ear?

The telephone rang while she was ironing.

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.