What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

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What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

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Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

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Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

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What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.