Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

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Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

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Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.