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Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

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What is Jesus' favorite mathematical operation?

The Cross Product

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.