Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

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What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

Because fetch is not going to happen.

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What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

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What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.