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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

What did Goldberg say when he boarded the wrong train?

Auschittz.

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands