Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
Because they won't stop to ask directions.
With a paira, paira, pairadice
A2 Brute.
Fruit of the Womb
He keeps getting pinned to the boards.
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
Make him wear shoes.
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
He kept on getting nailed into the boards.
He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.
Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!