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Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

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What is black Jesus' favorite fruit?

Wine-er-melon

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

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Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.