What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

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How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

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How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

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What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Wheelie Jokes More Wheelie Jokes

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +