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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

Who's coca colas favourite rapper?

2-pop

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

Why did the blonde run with the bike?

It was going too fast for her to get on.

Wheelie Jokes More Wheelie Jokes

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.