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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when Mr. Loin got knighted?

He became Sir Loin

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

Wheelie Jokes More Wheelie Jokes

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry..

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?