What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

Wheelie Jokes More Wheelie Jokes

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry..

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What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.