Wheelie Jokes

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

Professor X Jokes More Professor X Jokes

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

Professor Jokes More Professor Jokes

Why didn't the engineering student have a good relationship with his professor?

There were too many truss problems.

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

Highway 55.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.