Wheelie Jokes

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?

The witch!

Professor Jokes More Professor Jokes

Why was the professor cross-eyed?

Because he couldn't control his pupils!

Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.