Professor X Jokes

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

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What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry..

How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

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How many stream cleaners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Sorry, they can only change the floor essence.

How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.

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What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

What do you do before deploying a tickle into production?

A testicle!

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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

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Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

He gets Tenyear.

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What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

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