Professor +
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Two test tickles
N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!
Permutations.
You owe them an anthrapology
Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke
Because they lay out in the sun so much
It popped a wheelie.
Econoclasts.
He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.
Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"
None. That's a hardware problem.
They're all too afraid of change.