Professor X Jokes

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Wheelie Jokes More Wheelie Jokes

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

Professor Jokes More Professor Jokes

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

He gets Tenyear.

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

X Jokes More X Jokes

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

Lol Jokes More Lol Jokes

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.