Professor X Jokes

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

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What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry..

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Wheelie Jokes More Wheelie Jokes

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

Professor Jokes More Professor Jokes

Why was the professor cross-eyed?

Because he couldn't control his pupils!

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

X Jokes More X Jokes

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

Lol Jokes More Lol Jokes

How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!

Who's yo daddy?

Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.