Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

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What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

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What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

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What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

How do you foil a plan?

P + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

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What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

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What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

Who are the most decent people in the hospital?

The ultrasound people.!!