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Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What do you do with a green monster?

Put it in the sun until it ripens!

What color is the sun?

Ampnbsp Yellow.

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How do you get high underwater?

Seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!