Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

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What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much