Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the car?

Get in the car

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!

Lol Jokes More Lol Jokes

Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...