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Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

Lol Jokes More Lol Jokes

What does it look like when someone is drowning?

Lol

Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box!