Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

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Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How much is a soft drink?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

What Should Make A Book Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

P Jokes More P Jokes

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

Who satisfies earth the most?

Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.

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Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

Why were my balls wet?

Cause i dipped em' in the wishing well!