Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

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Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.

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How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools