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Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

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What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

Lol