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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car

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How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

What's Batman's favorite dessert?

Just ice cream

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Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?

He would be robin.