Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
They both have wings, except for the elephant.
Put velcro on the ceiling.
Put the gun down!
Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.
Robbin' hood