How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

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How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh well, I'll figure it out later.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

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Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

Why is N the coolest letter?

Because it's N.Ice

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What do you call a display of Australian patriotism?

Stockholm Syndrome.

Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!