How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

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X Jokes More X Jokes

What did the x-axis say to the y-axis?

This is my domain

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows they never keep the house!

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

N Jokes More N Jokes

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

Nothing

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

Display Jokes More Display Jokes

Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

What do you call a display of Australian patriotism?

Stockholm Syndrome.

N1 Jokes More N1 Jokes

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...