What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How can you make a small fortune?

Start with a big one

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

Where does bad light end up?

In prism

N Jokes More N Jokes

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

What is a pirates favorite letter?

No, it's the C.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

What do u call a Jamaican proctologist?

Poke'mon

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.