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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

End Jokes More End Jokes

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

T Jokes More T Jokes

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C

Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U":

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.