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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?

She's afraid of heights.

What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

End Jokes More End Jokes

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

N Jokes More N Jokes

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

Nothing

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

What's your best Pirate Joke?

What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.