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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

End Jokes More End Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Where'd he go?

And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

N Jokes More N Jokes

How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh

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Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

T Jokes More T Jokes

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

C Jokes More C Jokes

How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!