What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

W'

Why is the North Pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the South Pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What does a 90 year old woman taste like?

Depends.

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

T Jokes More T Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

How do you spell that?

T-h-a-t

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!