They're stuck at C for years
A stick.
Red Red Wine!
It's driving me nuts!
It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
You stop milking the cow after ten years.
Gross
Because they are not Cs.
To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?