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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

How do pirates like their jigsaws?

In pieces of eight.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's your New Year's resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.

Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete?

Because they lost an I.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

Is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.