Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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What are your best corny jokes?

I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!

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Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

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Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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Marshall arts.

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What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c