Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

"F," for Fonzi. Duh.

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid.

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.