Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

How do you make a baby drink?

Stick it in the blender.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest?

Letter G (lethargy)

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

What's your best Pirate Joke?

What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!