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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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What's 72?

69 with 3 people watching!

What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch?

Water Polio

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

What did Amelia Earhart learn?

Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

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What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

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Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.