How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

Rated movies

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What is every blonde's ambition?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.