Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

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Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

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Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.