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Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

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Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.