Noose Jokes

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Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

Pingu Jokes More Pingu Jokes

What's Pingu's favourite band?

Slipnoot.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

What's the richest kind of air?

A millionaire.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.