Noose Jokes

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How about a private dance "Okay let's go" heads to private room "You ready?

Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench?

A bench can support a family.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Pingu Jokes More Pingu Jokes

What's Pingu's favourite band?

Slipnoot.

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.