Pingu Jokes

What's Pingu's favourite band?

Slipnoot.

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What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

What's a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross country

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!