Pingu Jokes

What's Pingu's favourite band?

Slipnoot.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequaker!

Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive

Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?

She was a little husky.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!