Pingu Jokes

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

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What's Pingu's favourite band?

Slipnoot.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!