Pingu Jokes

What's Pingu's favourite band?

Slipnoot.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

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Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.