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Pingu Jokes

What's Pingu's favourite band?

Slipnoot.

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Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

Exhausted.

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.