Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

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How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

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Whats a caged animal's favorite food?

Zoocchini

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert