Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

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Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

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What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

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Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert