Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

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Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

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What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

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Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert