Cage Jokes

Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

What is a Snake in a Cage?

The tale of a rat.

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

Whats a caged animal's favorite food?

Zoocchini

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

For spare parts.

When is a lion not a lion?

When he turns into his cage!

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

Quick Way Jokes More Quick Way Jokes

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

What's the quickest way to a man's heart?

Through the chest plate.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

Nicolas Cage Jokes More Nicolas Cage Jokes

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's better than cheese?

A cheese grater

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.