He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.
Camembert
The tale of a rat.
Cheap cheap!
A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.
Zoocchini
For spare parts.
When he turns into his cage!
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.
I can't even look at you anymore!
Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!
You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.
They already know everything.
Because they don't even know if they believe.
At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
Have you tried turning the light off and back on?
A turn up
GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.
Marshall arts.
