Cage Jokes

Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

What is a Snake in a Cage?

The tale of a rat.

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

Whats a caged animal's favorite food?

Zoocchini

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

For spare parts.

When is a lion not a lion?

When he turns into his cage!

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Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

How did the depressed man get around town?

Moped

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Eminem Jokes More Eminem Jokes

What is Eminem's favourite food?

Wraps

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

B Jokes More B Jokes

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat