Cage Jokes

Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

What is a Snake in a Cage?

The tale of a rat.

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

Whats a caged animal's favorite food?

Zoocchini

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

For spare parts.

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

When is a lion not a lion?

When he turns into his cage!

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What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

Woman Heart Jokes More Woman Heart Jokes

What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?

The rib cage.

Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart?

A pick-axe

Tale Jokes More Tale Jokes

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Nicolas Cage Jokes More Nicolas Cage Jokes

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

Oh God Jokes More Oh God Jokes

What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter