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What is a Snake in a Cage?

The tale of a rat.

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Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

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What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

When is a lion not a lion?

When he turns into his cage!

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!