What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

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What is a Snake in a Cage?

The tale of a rat.

Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one tale.