What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

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What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

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What is a Snake in a Cage?

The tale of a rat.

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!