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What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

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What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*