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What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

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How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*