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What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

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Why are mosquitos religious?

They prey on you!

What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*