Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

For spare parts.

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Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

For spare parts.

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Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

For spare parts.

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