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Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

For spare parts.

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Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

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When is a lion not a lion?

When he turns into his cage!

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He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

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Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

For spare parts.

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

For spare parts.

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.