Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

For spare parts.

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A bird can fly.

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A fowl!

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Zoocchini

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The tale of a rat.

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He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

For spare parts.

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When it's raining Datsun cogs.