Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

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Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

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What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac