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What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

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Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

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What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac