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What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

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Why don't you wear snow boots?

Because they'll melt.

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac