What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

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What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!