Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!