Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

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Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

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Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

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What did the bee call his military mission?

Operation pollination

What does a bee get at McDonalds?

A humburger!

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What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy