Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

What do you call four bees??

Be-fore

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)