Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What does a bee get at McDonalds?

A humburger!

What's the best thing about bee's?

It's knees.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.