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Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What does the bee Santa Claus say?

Ho hum hum!

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!