Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why did the chicken get a strike?

Because it was a fowl.

Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What goes zzub zzub?

A bee flying backwards!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger!

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.