He's been underground for five years now.
I see frozen peas are cool this time of year...you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.
Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies
The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)
Pubstep
They're both dead.
Would you please move You're in my sun.
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
I liked the leftovers before they were cool.