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What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

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What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

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How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

What do you call Bruno Mars?

Michael Jackson the third.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.

Sunbathe Jokes More Sunbathe Jokes

What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.