What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

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Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

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Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

Because it's 92.96 million miles away.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

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What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.