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What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

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A whale-barrow!

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Nata-LEE-HEE!

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From a catalogue. ba dum tss

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Sol.

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I Apollogize".

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I'm bacon.

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.