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What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

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How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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What gets whiter as it gets dirtier?

Michael Jackson!

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.

Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

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What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.