Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

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Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

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What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

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How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

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Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

What's the wisest kind of modeling putty?

Play-toh.