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Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear

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How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

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How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

How much do deodorant factory workers get paid?

A pittance.

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What's the wisest kind of modeling putty?

Play-toh.

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.