Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

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Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

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Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

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What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!