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Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

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What are you looking for!?

Just-ice!

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

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What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

A Myfeetasaur

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Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

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What's the wisest kind of modeling putty?

Play-toh.

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!