Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

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Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!