Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

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Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

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What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest!

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

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Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander