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Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing

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What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

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How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

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What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!