How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

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How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks