How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

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How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

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Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

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Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

Why did the pasta get in trouble?

Because he was stroganoff!

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How does every racist joke start?

Looks over both shoulders....

How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.