How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

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How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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What do you call a well-written short story?

Articulette

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.