How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

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What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?

When the other tenors notice.

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What do you call a teeth specialist who writes books?

An author-dontist Wahey!

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

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What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

Why are so many racist jokes about black people?

Because black people can't read. Duh.