Why are dogs and engineers alike?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

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How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

Ask about his routine.

What does a parrot named Larry talk about?

Vocabulary

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

Why are dogs and engineers alike?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.