Why are dogs and engineers alike?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

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Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

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What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

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How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!