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What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Dalmatian Jokes More Dalmatian Jokes

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots!

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants