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What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are dogs and engineers alike?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

Dalmatian Jokes More Dalmatian Jokes

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots!

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!