The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
Don't worry they'll tell you.
They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
Elon's musk
Dam!
They're obsessed with rigid bodies!
Because OCT 31=DEC 25
You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas
It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.
Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?
Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
Don't worry they'll tell you
He stares at shoes while he talks to you.
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
To sleep under it
Engineers (engine ears).
Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.
No worries they will tell you
With an engin*eer.*
Extroverted
Because he didn't truss it.
Around Thevenin the morning
His personality!
They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)
Engineers
He wanted to work overtime.
Because OCT 31= DEC 25
He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
Lowering the bar. or not to.
They are getting ready for the Bar exam.
Because he is the heart of the storm.
There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**
W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
Rex (made this one up myself!)
STARbucks.
Flappaccinos.
You wanna pizza me!
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.
Nah Imma stay
T They're just trying to raise a family.
He was running out of patients.
Because they hve so many fans
Baristas
A French press
