The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
Don't worry they'll tell you.
They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
Elon's musk
Dam!
They're obsessed with rigid bodies!
Because OCT 31=DEC 25
You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas
It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.
Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?
Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
Don't worry they'll tell you
He stares at shoes while he talks to you.
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
To sleep under it
Engineers (engine ears).
Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.
No worries they will tell you
With an engin*eer.*
Extroverted
Because he didn't truss it.
Around Thevenin the morning
His personality!
They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)
Engineers
He wanted to work overtime.
Because OCT 31= DEC 25
He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
Lowering the bar. or not to.
They are getting ready for the Bar exam.
God doesn't think he's a pilot.
Aw man, that's a drag.
Just-ice!
Frodo-genic
They look at your feet instead of theirs.
He's staring at somebody else's shoes.
A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
Those are the wrong Sais
RRRRtillary.
Use tomato paste.
Someone's got to fix this sub.
Starbucks
HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR
